North American Summit
Subverted by Sub-zero Temps
NPI snow plows out in force—some engines failing due to brutal conditions
“It’s colder than a reindeer’s b…”
Mike Rowe, NPI Grounds Maintenance Manager
(radio transmission cut off due to wind shear)
Cold, really cold
The Annual North Pole Summit meetings slated to get underway this morning at NPI’s North American headquarters were canceled due to gale force winds and -43ºC temperatures.
Cool, really cool
Attendees were forced to remain in their guest rooms while NPI workers scrambled to locate enough La Flamme all-weather outerwear for them.
The suits made popular by Kia Kringle, daughter of NPI CEO Kris Kringle, have been in such overwhelming demand worldwide that NPI inventories are severely depleted.
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