The NPI vault, accessible only via a labyrinth of underground rivers

“This partnership may be just what we’ve been searching for!”

McCann A. Liszt, NPI CIO

Polar Power

North Pole, Inc. was excited to learn last week that Google is looking for partners in their renewable resource initiative.

Our location inspires many “polar ice melt” hydropower and “methane gas” renewable energy jokes, but I assure you, NPI power plants are not smoke and mirrors; they’re such stuff as dreams are made on.

NPI’s development of solar, anaerobic digestion, and geothermal processes have been well documented over the centuries. But the power required to enable and sustain our SameDay™ worldwide delivery service has led to far more sophisticated renewable resource advancements—the details of which are closely held NPI trade secrets.

Searching for Energy

NPI is willing to offer some of our vast renewable energy knowledge in exchange for a bit of Google’s search engine expertise.

Frankly, we need to improve our search, data query, and value attribution capabilities in determining NOTI (Notice Of Terminated Inclusion) or NIS (Noted Individual, Send) status and delivery compliance. We have several billion people in our database and many of those records are still kept on paper in the NPI corporate vault.

Reconciling it all for year-end deliverables is sapping every ounce of energy we have.