Cindy Klaus makes a plea for media restraint

“Allegations that Miss Kringle’s presence at the 34th Street Depot indicate her intention to flee authorities are assertions made without factual basis.”

Cindy Klaus, NPI Executive Vice President
The Wildlife

Kia Kringle, daughter of NPI CEO Kris Kringle, was arrested late last night for allegedly nogging a reindeer outside an exclusive North Pole watering hole. Apprehended at the 34th Street Polar Express Rail Depot, the incident marks Kringle’s second run-in with city officials in as many weeks.

Nogging involves rapid and massive consumption of traditional Arctic Noggin, a thick egg and whale milk-based malt beverage, and chasing unsuspecting wildlife through city streets. Noggin is produced by the NPI Inuit Spirits & Bottling Company.

Needed Like a Hole in the Noggin

The Kringle family has asked that details of the matter be kept private until the North Pole authorities investigation is complete.

“Our 200 year aging process spells good old frothy wondrousness.”

Terry Vixen, NPI Inuit Spirits and Bottling Master Beverageer
UPDATE: 2007 Noggin Released Today

A centuries-old North Pole holiday tradition, this year’s Noggin, the exhilaratingly potent egg and whale-milk based malt beverage, is available now through December 24th.

Each pint is aged in NPI polar ice cellars for over 200 years to ensure a heady, thick and frothy perfection that drinks like a meal.

Noggin is produced at the NPI Inuit Spirits and Bottling plant and sold in keepsake Nordic-style Inuit steins.