Kris Kringle, Wally Nunavik
Arrive at New Years Resolution

“Kris made me an offer I couldn’t refuse—reminded me how we used to swim with the fishes and why that’s no longer a viable option.”
Wallace Nunavik, NPI Vice President of Operations
Elles Mere Friends?
Against the advice of NPI counsel, CEO Kris Kringle and Vice President of Operations Wally Nunavik met alone at NPI’s Ellesmere Island camp yesterday to discuss Nunavik’s nepotism claims privately.
Aides cleared Kringle’s schedule so the childhood friends could have the day free to discuss the matter. The location was a familiar one; both families have homes on the island and Kringle and Nunavik summered there together as children.
The two reportedly reached an accord and Kringle quickly dispelled rumors that hush money was involved by stating, “Let’s just say Wally now understands that blood is indeed thicker than ice.”
The parties have agreed to release additional details at a mutually appropriate time.





