Encapsulated Happiness

.Think recently compared the iPlanet personal cosmos transport to the Happiness Machine in Bradbury’s Dandelion Wine. However unlike the Happiness Machine, Ayn Randall’s iPlanet delivers a thoroughly self-absorbed social media experience guaranteed to overwhelm—but not too much so.

Advance orders are being accepted now with product scheduled to ship in April of 2008. See a preview of the iPlanet in our Products pages.

Brrrrr

World Summit attendees remained inside today as all North Pole events and activities were canceled for the second day in a row due to inclement weather.

This setback delays review of the logbooks retrieved from the vault beneath NPI headquarters yesterday by Cindy Klaus.

NPI snow plows out in force—some engines failing due to brutal conditions

Cold, really cold

The Annual North Pole Summit meetings slated to get underway this morning at NPI’s North American headquarters were canceled due to gale force winds and -43ºC temperatures.

Cool, really cool

Attendees were forced to remain in their guest rooms while NPI workers scrambled to locate enough La Flamme all-weather outerwear for them.

The suits made popular by Kia Kringle, daughter of NPI CEO Kris Kringle, have been in such overwhelming demand worldwide that NPI inventories are severely depleted.

“I live fast and suffer the media rumor mill for it. So I’m starting my own mill.”

Kris Kringle, North Pole, Inc., President and CEO
Truth Matters

As President and CEO of the world’s premier product development, delivery and distribution company, I find the details of my personal and professional life the object of much speculation.

Both the press and word of mouth (WOM) tales are rife with rumor and disinformation. People don’t know what to believe anymore. I’m launching this blog to provide a true insider perspective on all things NPI.

Sure, we’re looking for positive spin, but I’ve charged our public relations staff with telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help them me.

Over the next few weeks, my colleagues and I will publish personal reflections and commentary, as well as our take on breaking NPI news and responses to media issues—bad or good—on a daily basis, so stay tuned.